- not bryan p. willman
- not bryan p. wilson
- not brian p. williams
- DON’T GET CONFUSED by news outlets saying that this person does not exist, because if they’re using one of the above names that’s technically true. these lies are probably coming directly from the st louis PD
- this person is real, dangerous and we should ruin his reputation and put his name all over the goddamn internet
his facebook is scooby williams
- And then Satan said “put the alphabet in math”.
- Sometimes I think I’m sassy and then I realise I’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean.
- Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
- I love sunglasses! Am I looking at that tree? Am I looking at your…